A stage for the pastor without a pulpit, the rebel without a cause, the politico without a vote: Meaning that the below will invariably be my narcissistic and condescending commentary on any range of subjects, which, when taken together, symbolize my attempts to justify my internalized conception of 17 year-old intellectual superiority.

13 Apr
Reflections on why the selection of Bo as Obama’s dog for his daughters was a missed opportunity at American lore: 1. Not a shelter dog. 2. Not a clean backstory 3. Not a Golden Retriever. 4. Not named Jake. 5. Not all that cute. This is coming from a non-dog person but I still maintain that the Obama family could have really done better.

Reflections on why the selection of Bo as Obama’s dog for his daughters was a missed opportunity at American lore:

1. Not a shelter dog.

2. Not a clean backstory

3. Not a Golden Retriever.

4. Not named Jake.

5. Not all that cute.

This is coming from a non-dog person but I still maintain that the Obama family could have really done better.

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